Friday, August 14, 2009

Déjà vu, of the worst kind

It happened in November 2008 once and now the story is repeating itself all over again.

Both instances involved two brilliant & delightful UTV movies –Oye Lucky, Lucky Oye, then and now, Kaminey. As Dibakar Banerjee said in an interview post OLLO’s release, “har picture ka ek bhagwaan hota hai” – guess these two movies share their deity.

The 26/11 terror weekend brought the entire city down to its knees for almost 3-4 days. Everyone was glued, watching the most horrific reality show unfold itself on national TV. Going to watch a movie in the theatres was the last thing on anyone’s mind. Oye Lucky opened to single digit % bookings over its first weekend and though it recovered with word of mouth, the damage had pretty much been done. Dibakar Banerjee most wonderful second offing, for all the cult status it has gathered since, wasn’t able to rake in the box-office moolah and get the eyeballs it so richly deserved.

And now, swine flu happens. The government hits the panic button and shuts down all schools and colleges for a week and all cinema halls for 3 days. I was just about to get online on Wednesday evening and book my tickets for the Friday evening show for Kaminey, when I heard the dreadful news on TV. I almost sunk. Aug 14 wasn’t gonna turn out the day I was so lipsmackingly looking forward to. Kaminey was going to enthrall everyone through its opening weekend, except for us flu-mania-stuck denizens of Bombay and Pune. I mean, yes, the swine flu scare is pretty real, but still. I am still not able to explain it to myself.

I don’t remember the last time I wished for the weekend to just zip by in a flash and so eagerly waited for Sunday to arrive.

The reviews for Kaminey have started flowing in and I am not one bit surprised by the unanimously positive reactions. I have yet resisted reading any review in detail, have skimmed through the titles and the ratings at the end. Don’t want to pollute my mind with any kind of details that will dampen the Nirvana.

The promos and the kick-ass soundtrack had set the benchmarks way too high anyways. The movie was definitely gonna be all that and much more. And am so glad it is. After all, it’s a Vishal Bhardwaj product.

Yes, having such unreal expectations from anyone is pretty insane, but then you watch any 10 minutes of The Blue Umbrella and you know that the man is sheer genius and that your heart won’t settle for anything mediocre. For all of you who haven’t watched this absolute gem of a movie, please do yourselves a favor and rent a DVD this weekend.

Meanwhile, the Kaminey experience is still two agonizing days away. The weekend has never seemed so long before.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Adieu, PDX

What a moment to be writing this. Sitting @ the PDX airport, 5.40 in the morning, another 45 minutes to go for my flight to take off. 

Dunno when I will be back. Dunno if I will be back. But then as life has been over the last 3-4 years, one lesson I've learnt is to not discount out anything. 

13 eventful months. 13 months, in a city, that everyone down in sunny California raised their eyebrows to. "Portland, you leaving the Bay Area for Portland! Do you know the kinda weather that's up there? Blah, blah, blah"

To be honest, I was a lil skeptical to begin with. And it wasn't love-at-first-sight either. But theng gradually, as the city began to seep into my veins, I flipped. Completely. By the old-school charm, the green and most importantly, the calm & peace that Portland had to offer. 

And the wonderfully warm people I met, only added to the charm. Some absolute gems, really. I hope the friendships last a lifetime.

After Bombay, Portland is the closest to where I've felt like being @ home. How I'm feeling @ the moment is how I feel everytime I take a flight outta Bombay. Its difficult to believe that another city evokes the same emotions. But it does.

Anyways, life is all about whole-heartedly embracing the change. So here we are. Goodbye, my dear city. And thank you for being such a wonderful host. I really couldn't have asked for more. 

Wherever life takes me, I shall always cherish the memories you've given me. Always.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

jab we met

I've been terribly delayed in writing this piece. Actually an entire month, to be precise.

Guys may be supposed to be bad with dates and all, but I for sure cannot forget the day my life changed for the better, forever. When everything I was hoping & praying for just magically fell in place, in a manner much better than I had ever envisaged. The day when coffee @ the Cafe Coffee Day tasted better than it ever has.

That evening, she was someone was I so eagerly looking forward to meet. We had spoken for hours at end on the phone, typed away relentlessly on gtalk, twiddled our thumbs composing SMS smileys almost every single day, and in the process, traversed an emotional journey that perhaps neither of us thought we would undertake in such fashion. But then life had other ideas.

Sure there were flashes of logical realization along the way - was this the right this to do?Without even having met each other once? What about practicality?

But somehow, the questions didn't last for too long. Before we knew it, we were back on the phone. Day by day, one conversation after another, we were comfortably seeping into each others' lives.

As time passed, the questions got more serious - what IF this is not it? How much baggage have we accumulated over four months for us to be able to shed that and move on, as we are supposed to? Are there any "wise" answers to such questions? Isn't this what is called behaving immaturely? Again, there was something that was keeping us both in it. Something that kept us hooked on. What, we really didn't know.

And then finally, as they say, the right time came. We met. And it was as if we had known each other forever. There was no apprehension, the body language was super comfortable. It was like two long lost friends catching up. Could totally relate to each other. Meeting each other in person had turned out to be more wonderful than we could have ever thought.

Today, we are such indispensable parts of each others' lives that it seems weird to think of a life without each other, whenever it existed.

It was evening of the 9th of March when Renu and I first met. When the glint in our eyes and the smile on our lips just said it all. To think of it, neither of us really popped the big question. Both of us just knew that we were always meant to be together.

Someone up there has hand-held us all the way through and here we were are, so eagerly looking forward to share our the rest of our lives with each other. Thank you sooo very much - it really couldn't have been scripted better.

Serendipity now has a new meaning.

Monday, March 16, 2009

the bells are ringing...

all lines on this route are engaged!
please try after some time :)

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

virtual reality

just five more days to a Monday I am so looking forward to...

keep the faith!!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

fuper!

One of the highlights of the drive to Seattle over the weekend was getting to see the trailer of Vishal Bhardwaj's Kaminey.

And if the trailer (and the soundtrack) are anything to go by, we have a cracker of a movie on our hands! Am lipsmackingly looking forward to this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1HcanzUqf0

Releases June 5 - dhan-tan-naa!!

Monday, February 23, 2009

you missed the salt, Rakeysh

Imagine standing at a roadside chaat thela in puraani Dilli, all set to savor gol-gappas, or paani-puri as they call it in my home town. Your taste buds are waiting to explode in a trance, you can hardly control the slurpp dripping from your mouth.

The bhaiya-ji carefully prepares each puri, deftly breaking its center crust, adding smashes potatoes & chana, dipping it thru various chutneys, garnishing it with a lil dahi, sev and what-have-you and serves the first morsel, which you eagerly bite into. Your eyes roll up with the anticipation of the taste, but then reality strikes - somethings amiss. There's no salt. And the entire taste just comes undone.

The optimist in you waits for the next puri, expecting things to be perfect the second time around. But then again, no salt. The wait begins again and before you know, you've gulped down the entire serving, waiting for that pinch of namak which would bring it all together. Alas, your wish just remains that - a wish. An outing that should have been a lip-smackingly chatpata experience, leaves you with that utterly disappointing feeling of yaar, maza nahin aaya. So near, yet so far.

That, is exactly how I felt as I walked out of Delhi 6. A wonderful opportunity lost.

I am perfectly fine with the movie not having a very strong "story" per se. Even if it were a collection of fleeting moments of great cinema, I wouldn't have been so disappointed. What bugged me was that suddenly in the last 30-40 minutes, Mehra hurriedly tries to force a story, a preachy and overly simplified one at that, into the narrative and even more hurriedly drives the movie to a very disappointing and unfathomable climax. Not done, just not done.

Rang De Basanti, despite the implausibility of the climax, worked because the story was leading up to its finale all through the second-half. The purpose was defined the moment Madhavan's character dies in the plane crash - not way towards the end, like is the case with Delhi 6.

As much as I don't want to compare D6 with RDB, I can't help but notice the thematic similarity of the plot points - the protagonist being a foreigner visiting India with a purpose that is somewhere related to his previous generation, an array of interesting and diverese characters, discovering India through the eyes of the protagonist, the central fulcrum of the story hinged on one of India's many problems and ultimately, the sacrifice of one or more lives for the particular cause -- the two movies are structured pretty much the same.

Anyways, back to Delhi 6 - Another issue I had was the forced romance. As a viewer, I just didn't see Roshan falling for Bittu, or any situation that justified him uttering the shocking "I am incomplete with you" line at the end. Pretty unconvincing, at least as far as I was concerned. It would have been so much better if there was no romantic track at all. At least the movie would've stayed consistent.

Another let down was how Mehra failed to effectively use a massively brilliant Rahman soundtrack. He has not done enough justice to the two best songs of the lot by not giving them the kinda visuals and treatment they so thoroughly deserved - rehna tu & maula mere maula. Cardinal, absolutely cardinal. However, he does make up for it to some extent with the way he has conceptulized dil gira dafaatan against a juxtaposed backdrop of Times Square and Chandni Chowk- if ever there was a real dream sequence, this is it. Brilliantly done. genda phool is also pretty neatly picturized, impromptu jig, et al.

But to give credit where its due, Delhi 6 will always be remember for its stellar, absolutely stellar ensemble cast - Waheeda Rehman, Rishi Kapoor (good to see him spout Urdu couplets), Om Puri, Atul Kulkarni (my pick of the lot - simply outstanding), Pawan Malhotra (wonderful to see him in a meaty role after ages), Deepak Dobriyal (in crackling form), Vijay Raaz (brilliant!), Supriya Pathak, Prem Chopra, Sheeba, Cyrus Sahukar, Divya Dutta, Aditi Rao, KK Raina, Raghubir Yadav - the acting by almost everyone is top-notch. They infuse such believability into their characters, that for once you really don't complain about the lack of a cohesive story as such. You are more than content seeing this motley bunch live out one day of their lives after another in their dilli che mohalla. Only if Mehra had let it remain that way.

And who really was the bespectacled fakir who holds up the mirror to one and all? For some reason, every time he came on screen, my mind kept telling me that he looked like Prasoon Joshi - was it really him?

Some of the scenes are pretty well done - brothers living in neighbouring houses separated by a brick-wall, each pouring a glass of whisky, one with soda, one paani, each lamenting over their life's kahaani, pakoras being exchanged across the household, Atul Kulkarni being fooled by Pawan Malhotra with a Rs. 1o note v/s two Re 1 coins and then his killer, absolutely killer line at the end, the two little kids walking up to Divya Dutta, asking her to convert them from boyz to men, the sequences between Rishi Kapoor and Abhishek, the MLA speech between a RamLeela sequence - they all bring a smile to your face. This is the India we all know.

The slice of life is pretty well depicted too. The movie evokes a certain warmth inside the cockles of your heart, taking your back to the neighbourhoods you grew in, amidst the bunch of people you perhaps didn't really like at one point of time, but without whom your life was strangely incomplete. And You can almost smell the jalebis!

Another big positive is Binod Pradhan's astounding camera work. From capturing the dusty by lanes of the walled city, to the lazy afternoons perched on the rooftops, to the dimly lit jaagran sequence, the tight maneuvers in closed confines, the shadow-play of the Ram Leela characters, the inventively picturised "dil gira dafaatan", the bursting montages of delightful visuals depicting the mood and character of the city, Pradhan deftly does it all. Its a sheer joy to watch one frame after another.

However, even with all its ingredients, how much can you really relish a chaat minus the namak?

Sameer's Stars - 2.5/5


ps: This one's for you, Anonymous :)